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"Please tell me I was born into obscene wealth" Funny Toddler T-shirt

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"Please tell me I was born into obscene wealth" Funny Toddler T-shirt
Hey, a kid can hope, right? Surely my parents are Hollywood celebrities (“Mommy, is our last name Cruise?”) or investment bankers or polo pals of British royalty. As this mockingly funny toddler T-shirt implies, the tyke wants a four-figure allowance and does NOT want to have to get a job when he/she grows up. Are Angelina and Brad still adopting?

Our funny toddler T-shirts are made of high-quality 6.4-oz interlock knit 100% combed cotton fabric. Durable yet wonderfully soft and comfortable, these short-sleeve tees feature a 3/4" ribbed spandex crew neck, 5/8" double needle hem with 1/4" gauge on sleeve and bottom. Machine wash, tumble dry. See our size chart for proper fit.

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